If You Have a Heart You'll Help Protect the Poor Creature

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Might Be A Good Idea... Maybe

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Give the Declaration of Independence to Nicolas Cage

Together, we can do this.

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Petition of the Day: Make Legislators Wear Logos of Corporate Backers

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Two days ago, a We the People petition launched asking the government to require politicians to act more like NASCAR drivers and wear logos representing the people and companies that donate to their campaigns. As of Thursday evening, it has accrued more than 9000 of the 100,000 signatures it needs to be addressed by the White House. <

The White House Responds to the Petition to Build a Death Star

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They give us the best response we could hope for. Well, short of actually building it, of course.

"OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to

I Still Can't See It

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By Robert (Via: Petitions.Whitehouse.gov)
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We All to Chill Out

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